Wife: Baby, who do you like the most in the world?
Husband: He is, of course, you are
Wife: Who do you like next?
Husband: Our beautiful son.
Wife: What about the third one?
Husband: Of course he's the mother-in-law who gave birth to a pretty girl
Wife: What about the fourth one?
Husband: Well, my dog is a puppy.
Wife: What about the fifth one?
Husband: Carrot, my mom!
My mother-in-law, who overheard it outside the door, left a note on the refrigerator the next day.
"Look at number one. Number five, I'm going to go to the old man's house!"
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